Friday, November 28, 2008

Pengerindu ke jelu tupi.

Calisto, mayau kesayau sida anak kena rekak mayau jiran kena ari lima minggu nyin kemari. Balat endar ga abi telih tudah tuai, nyu tebabak kulit lalu bisi bekau gigit umbas ia dalam ba kaki kanan ari belakang. Bendar ngubat, enggai ke abi telih ia buruk. Lalu kena nagang ia nilat kaki ia nya, enggai ke enda gerai manah, pala tudah tuai di karung dalam 'colleret' ka kami ditu. Manah endar ga utai tu, lalu jenuh ia. Enda tegasak-gasak agi ka nilat serta ka muai balut ba kaki ia nya. Empat ari ia enda diasuh keluar ari rumah. Colleret ia diingkas maya ka makai. Geli ati meda tudah diibun ke jamban. Ia endang meruan bisi dulang endur ia kemi enggau birak dalam bilik jamban din. Rindu endar ngintu mayau mereti baka tu.

Calisto endang ari mit selalu dibai peresa ngagai lutur jelu (setaun sekali). Di menua tu, ma kitai bisi nupi jelu dalam rumah endang ditangkan mesti di tuchuk ngena ubat kena nagang jelu nya mai penyakit ngerampit ke kitai sebilik lalu nyentuk ke sepengayu jelu nya begulai enggau kitai mega. Dalam kulit pending kanan Calisto bisi 'tatoo' mandang ke lumur IC ia ! Enti sema lenyau, tauka di curi urang, ia ulih digiga. Sekeda urang ke ka, jelu sida ia bisi ngembuan 'digital code' mega. Elektronik 'chip' di tebuk ba belakang jelu nya, ngambi ke jelu sida ia nyamai di giga sema ia belelang. Pama ga ungkus belanja bisi jelu tupi ditu...tutup mata...for the love of Calisto !!

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Calisto ngena colleret.

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Z Z Z Z Z....aksen tinduk !!

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I'm fine now..miaow ! David Bowie's eyes. Sepiak kaler biru, sepiak kaler cokelat.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Aram ketawa.......

Nyadi uchak tu udah ke bejalai kediri, 'hiking' ka ribai ba endur ke bebukit di kelinggi ke ambun ga agi(di menua bukit Alpes, kenu ka cerita), tesat enda ingat ke jalai pulai agi.
Bendar endar ga ia ngiga jalai ke betul, dia ia lalu tepeda ke siti langkau mit. Ia lalu ngetuk pintu langkau nya.

-Ooooiii, bisi urang ditu?
-Bisi ! Sapa nuan?
-Aku tu tesat jalai. Ulih ke enda nuan nulung aku ngiga jalai nurun ke baruh bukit kin?
-Enda aku ulih. Aku tu anak mit, enda tau muka pintu ke urang sebarang.
-Enti munyi nya, ni apai nuan?
-Nadai ditu ia, udah keluar maya indai aku datai tadi.
-Endaiii, kangau meh indai nuan.
-Indai aku pansut maya inik aku datai.
-Apu, ni aki nuan deh....
-Aki aku keluar maya menyadi tuai aku datai tadi.
-@@@##&&§§???!! (nyu muchau tudah uchak)...kangau meh akak nuan Dom !
-Ia pan udah keluar maya aku tama ditu.......
-!?! Ya tuhan ku...enda kala begulai sama kita sebilik ?
-Kala deh, dalam rumah kami din..tang ukai ditu !!!!!!! Tu rumah jamban !!!!!


NB : Disalin ari cerita E. Hervier, pangan colleague hubby, di kirum kemari.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Cold Weekends

Tengahari ari enam tu tadi, aku mai sida anak enggau geng seduai ia raun ke siti supermarket ke pemadu besai enda jauh ari kami ditu. Tuju ati ka meda christmas decorations ke udah diadu ari pun minggu ke dulu.

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Siti ari kayu Christmas ke udah diias.

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Beposing bala sida indu dara!

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Sekeda decorations ke sempat di gambar.

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"Pas touche"...tau di peda aja tang enda tau di tegu ka notis enda jauh ari tu !

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Tu video diambi tengahari kemari. Snowfalls !! Gaga bala nembiak taja pan enda lama. 30 minit aja udah nya ari lalu bebali kabut enggau ujan semalam-malam tu. C-E-L-A-P !!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

The Pianist

Anaïs in action! Main piano ngena sepiak jari aja. Muzik terubah ke dimain ia nya di kumbai "Von Fremden Ländern Und Manschen". Euh, enda aku nemu reti siti tu dalam jaku jerman...apin pass. Sapa nemu, angkat jari ! Muzik ke kedua nya bansa peranchis empu ia, di kumbai "L'Arlesienne de Bizet", "The Girl from Arles" by Bizet. Taun tu sida Anaïs sekelas belajar ke pengawa Alexandre Bizet, kompositer muzik klasik peranchis ada taun 1838 kelia.

Ukai ka muji anak diri wai, mali kelalu dilangkung ka urang tuai. Tang Anaïs tu bisi hidden talent ka ribai. Nadai kala ngambi piano lesson, tak nemu kediri main piano. Ari umur ia 6 taun taja sepiak jari aja. Suah diasuh masuk piano kelas, tang ia empu enggai enda minat ka ia.

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Thursday, November 20, 2008

Pre-X'mas

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Champs-Elysée Avenue

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The two stars!


Lemai kemari siku pelakun tekenal peranchis, Marion Cotillard, di sempulang ke Datuk Bandar Paris, Mr. Betrand Delanoë enggau sekeda pemesai bukai, di beri basa muka pengerami masang lampu bemacam kaler, kena ngintu ari Christmas enggau taun baru ke ka datai tu ila. Ari Champs-Elysées ngagai Place de la Concorde lalu enda ketinggalan Eiffel Tower, semua endur tu manah endar di peda malam ari belabuh ari pukul 7.00 lemai.

Taun tu mega keterubah ia Marché de Noël (Christmas Market) pan bisi di pejadi ba sekitar endur tu. Ahaaaaa....

Ka ati, minggu baru ila, enti nadai penanggul deka mansang kin kami sebuat enggau ngeruh ke ai ! Tu meh utai ke ngerami endar mata enggau ati maya celap, ari tumu malam nadai ngetu ujan. Lama udah nadai panas menua tu. Enda berapa endar.......

Enda sabar agi ka pulai kemisi berambih enggau bala kaban, diri sebilik bulan duabelas tu ila. Kami menyanak terubah ia taun tu bisi peluang pulai enda lama berami nyambut Christmas di menua din. Gaga ati bala anak....indai pan sama !!!

Sunday, November 16, 2008

'Têtes à claques' Pilot 1 & 2

http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/video.php?vid=771

http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/video.php?vid=921


(Penerang di ambi ari Wikipedia)

Têtes à claques is a French-language humour website created on August 16, 2006. Over one million short videos are watched per day, making it one of the most popular francophone websites in Quebec and Canada. As of October 2007, there are 60 videos. The most popular of these include Le pilote, Le Willi Waller, and Halloween.

The creator, Michel Beaudet, has expressed surprise at the popularity of his site, and has said it has reached a size he would never have dreamed of.

The skits feature characters sculpted from modelling clay that are fairly simplistic. Michel Beaudet creates the figures himself, by superimposing his own moving eyes, mouth, and sometimes nose, on their faces with a computer. In addition, Beaudet has a box of fake, grotesque teeth, which he puts in while his face is being filmed. The phrase tête à claques translates loosely as "a face so ugly, you want to slap it."

The site has also become very popular in France, not only because of the intentional humour and wit, but also because of a stereotypical Quebec French pronunciation, which differs greatly from pronunciations used in France, as well as the frequent anglicisms (English words or expressions inserted into speech).


NB : Video lucu tu datai ari Quebec, Canada. Amat geli ati ninga jaku ribai beseleng peranchis kena 'katun' tu berandau.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Kumang Mit

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Gambar di ambi maya kemisi bulan enam taun 2002. Bebilang bansa bala kumang tu. Ari kiba: Lydia enggau Anaïs (iban + peranchis), Farah (iban + melayu), lalu ke penudi, Tasha (iban + bidayuh). Farah enggau Tasha anak menyadi aku. Malaysia warna warni kami sebilik! Bajik comel endar sida empat ia ngena ngepan iban. oohaaaaaaa!!

Indai aku kelia landik ngayam tikai, betenun, ngait, berapi, ngaga tuak. Diatu ukai enda landik agi. Mayuh pemedis, udah tuai meh nya. Taja pia agi ga ia rajin ngereja pengawa bukai ke kurang ngemedis ke tubuh enggau mata. Ia meh ke ngaga semua kain ngepan enggau marik empang ke kena sida uchu begambar nya. Apin ada sida indu dara tu kelia, baka ke nemu diri mayuh uchu indu ga ia. Au ah, 4 iku agi uchu indu enda enggau begambar maya tu. Keling menua kami tau ambi ke 'pesaka', 2 iku aja!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Durian mania!

Mayuh bala ngirum ke aku ngena e-mail gambar musim buah di menua diatu. Lalu meda bala buah-buahan menua kitai baka ba 'ruai' kenergy http://roundraun.blogspot.com ngasuh balat agi ati tu lelenggau ka pulai...makai buah..daki nik!!

Ditu aku mantai ke gambar di ambi adi aku, Eileen, di Sebuyau, dua minggu ke udah. Aku besemaya enggau ia, deka mandang ke bala gambar ke sekeda nya diambi ia empu, sekeda nya bala bukai. Ma meda ia dalam gambar, assistant tukang gambar meh megai kamera! hehehe


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Bandar Sebuyau.

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Diana (cousin-in-law) ari kiba endar enggau adi aku Eileen, ngena tupi mirah. Sori, kaban dua iku ke bukai nya enda aku ngelala.

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Ramzi (brother-in-law) enggau cousin aku, James, ari kanan. Eh, enda nemu pengawa seduai tu, ngumpul durian, tauka ka nugal ??

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Langkau mit, endur nyimpan durian ke udah di gumpul.

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Di tancang enggau tali buah durian, enggai ke lepas rari !!

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Nyu sarat kerita sida ia endur ngangkut buah durian.


Sunday, November 9, 2008

Gambar penudi pulai raun.

'All good things must comes to an end' ka ribai. Bah! Naka tu aja bala gambar kami menyanak cuti sekali tu. Arap ke bala kita, tepantup ati meda ia, lalu bala ke bisi ati deka nemuai ke Peranchis kitu maya cuti ila-ila, anang nemuai naka menua Paris aja. Enti ulih, gumpul umbas ia belanja, meda menua tu jauh agi. Tang amat munyi jaku sema kitai, ma ke Egypt enda meda 'Pyramide', ke menua Merika enda meda 'The Statue of Liberty' lalu nemuai ke Peranchis enda meda 'Eiffel Tower' amat enda sah pejalai kitai nya, enda pia?

Nyu netap ditu, lain ga runding tu, pemanah negeri besai endang enda ulih di banding tang sepi aku rindu agi aku nemuai bejalai ngagai menua mit/pendalaman. Rindu ke betemu enggau urang empu menua, sida ia lebih agi mesra, welcoming ka ribai. Enda beguai baka ke ka tinggal bas aja! Castles (istana lama), rumah lama, endang meruan diintu, rindu ninga sida 'tourist guide' nusui cerita pengawa urang kelia, lalu di ambi ke teladan urang ke maya ari tu. Menua rimba ditu jauh agi beresi ari negeri besai. Bedau dikacau sebun tauka asap kerita. Kayu balak enda di tebang ngapa. 'La nature est sacré'..the nature is sacred.


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Endur sungai Vezere (kiba) enggau sungai La Dordogne betemu.

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Pintu penama ke Limeul.

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Limeul perihistorique village.

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Siti agi pintu penama.

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Daun bunga tumbuh atas atap rumah.

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Rumah 'troglodyte' di Limeul. Bisi meda rumah siti agi atas nya?

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Rumah setengah kayu enggau batu di Trémolat.

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Bandar mit, Trémolat.

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Kedai souvenirs di Domme.

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'Sunset' ari Domme.

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Anais nepan kuda mit (pony) di Cenac.

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aha!..enggi Lydia stidi agi kuda ia.

Sida ia sari nya asuh 'cikgu' sida ia nepan kuda enda ngena saddle 'penuduk' maya halloween. Balat basah tanchut ka anak, ketegal jelu kuda nya ke bepeluh! Adat halloween, kenu.......


Friday, November 7, 2008

Gambar pulai raun..2

Alai ke ngambi gambar menua tu malam ari (baru pukul 6.00 lemai maya nya) laban kami menyanak ke udah raun dalam babas maya agi siang, tukang masak tu 'mogok', lembau berapi. Udah besiap bekemas ngadu ke diri, kami menyanak nurun makai ke restoran di bandar Sarlat.


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Ansa gaga ari temaga, tanda menua Sarlat. Endur temuai beposing!

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Boutique nyual wine.

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Boutique nyual 'foie gras', ati ansa.

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Restoran endur kami menyanak makai. Sapa ka duduk makai di luar nya, celap!!

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Kedai nyual souvenirs enggau alai ngirup.

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Rumah batu dalam bukit tau mega di kumbai 'troglodyte', di Reignac. Di gaga maya abad ke 14 kelia ulih siku urang kaya ke megai kuasa ditu kelia. Nyentuk ke saritu, endur tu agi diintu bala 'historians' lalu di jadi ke muzium.

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Landik amat urang ke ngaga tempat tu kelia nebuk bukit nya endur berumah.

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Jalai penama.

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Endur meli tikit enggau kedai souvenirs. Zaman modern ni !

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Kaki tangga.

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Bilik dapur.

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Bilik makai.

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Bilik endur nyambut temuai.

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A knight armor.

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Bilik tinduk. Alai katil tu pandak peda kitai, bansa ribai dulu kelia enda tinduk gali. Mali ke penemu sida ia. Tinduk duduk! Semina urang udah mati tau di gali atas katil.

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Nadai sida kuda agi kena mindah, aram nepan kerita! Rampa menua di peda ari atas rumah troglodyte.


Thursday, November 6, 2008

Gambar pulai raun..1

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Mai bup (Into The Heart of Borneo), di tulis Redmond O'Hanlon. Di baca dalam kerita kena ngerindang mata, ka jaku. : )

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Rumah temuai endur kami menyanak diau.

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Mansang bejalai dalam babas, mansa sida sapi.

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Palan endur nyimpan jagung, kena nupi ansa enggau manuk.

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Gaya babas menua ribai. Jauh 'mipau' ari utan rimba menua kitai.

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Bunga tu di kumbai 'la monnaie du pape' (the pope's money)! Bunga babas.

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Apai enggau anak bendar ngiga 'chestnuts'.

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Bejimat megai kulit chestnuts laban beduri. Chestnuts dalam babas tau digumpul urang mayuh.

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Gamal chestnut nyuka baka buah berangan tang besai agi.

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Kulat tanah.

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Siti agi bansa kulat tanah. Bansa peranchis rindu amat makai kulat.

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Tembus ari babas, meda 'chateau', manah amat. Ukai istana bunian tu!

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Bendar Anaïs bejalai, nyu enda malik!

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Kira sekilo lebih nyampau chestnuts gumpul kami menyanak.

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Chestnut udah dikupak, ka di rebus.

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Sempat nepan kuda sida anak, ba esquestrian club menua tu.

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Enggau ngintu halloween ga kami sebuat ba endur club kuda nya.

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Beserumpu bbq halloween.

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Chestnuts tunu, sedap endar!